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"We still hang garlic thieves in Montana V1"  Canvas Print.


In the rugged embrace of Montana's late 1880s, under a sky as vast as a cowboy's dream, hangs a sight both curious and cautionary. A gallows, rough-hewn from local timbers, reaches skyward, a stark silhouette against the golden plains. But fear not, tenderfoot! This ain't a scene of desperado demise. No, this, my friend, is a public service announcement, delivered in the blunt vernacular of the West.


For dangling from the gallows, instead of a sorry soul, sways a noose fashioned from sturdy hemp. And beneath it, a placard, bold and unmissin', declares in no uncertain terms: "We Still Hang Garlic Thieves in Montana."


Now, hold your horses there, city slicker! Don't go reachin' for your pitchfork just yet. This here ain't about some bloodthirsty bunch with a hankering for horticulture. This is about justice, frontier-style. You see, in these parts, garlic ain't just a flavor booster, it's a lifeblood. It wards off winter chills, keeps the varmints at bay, and adds a mighty kick to a cowboy's grub. Stealin' a man's garlic is akin to stealin' his horse – a surefire way to earn a one-way ticket to a boot-scootin' down under.


But fear not, honest citizen! Leaning nonchalantly against the gallows, as if it were just another hitchin' post, is a trusty steed of a different kind – a vintage bicycle, its once-proud chrome now a humble shade of rust. And in its wicker basket, overflowing like a bounty from the Montana soil, lie the real stars of the show – plump, hardneck garlic bulbs, freshly harvested and ready to ward off evil spirits (and pesky garlic thieves).


So there you have it, friend. A lesson, a laugh, and a reminder: grow your own garlic, it's the best defense against the Montana wild, two-legged or otherwise. After all, in this neck of the woods, justice might be swift, but it sure has a sense of humor.


This art is a Canvas Print with a Solid Frame. 


Select the Size that Will Work Best for Your Space.   Thrill your walls now with stunning Garlic prints from our Garlic Farm.  A vibrantly colored garlic art image is printed for you to create an intriguing focal point.



We still hang garlic thieves in Montana V1

  • Your Canvas prints are custom-made for you, and each order requires two to three weeks from the time of your order, to delivery time.


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