Introducing the Brown "Garlic Farmer" Sticker.
 
The sticker is 7 1/2 inches long, and 3 1/2 inches tall / wide.
 
"Behold! Our limited-edition sticker, a tribute to the unsung heroes: garlic farmers! You think your life is an epic? Try coaxing hardneck garlic through its nine-month underground rave. Picture it: planting those little cloves in the chilly autumn dirt, whispering sweet nothings (or maybe just hoping for the best). Then comes winter, the ultimate test of tiny bulb tenacity – they're down there, battling frost like it's a tiny ice monster. Spring arrives, and BAM! Green shoots erupt with the attitude of a toddler who just woke up from a nap. And the scapes? Those curly cues are basically the garlic plant saying, 'Look at my cool hair! Also, snack time.' Finally, harvest! That moment you wrestle a surprisingly hefty bulb from the earth, convinced Mother Nature is chuckling at your efforts. This sticker? It's proof you survived the saga. Wear it with pride and let everyone know you appreciate the dirt-caked magicians who bring the glorious garlic to your table!