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Black Magic Garlic Pesto with Black Beans.

Black Magic Pesto: Unleash the Dark Side of Flavor!

Move over, basil, there's a new sheriff in town – and it's got swagger, depth, and a touch of mystery. I'm talking about Black Magic Pesto, a twist on the classic that swaps in black garlic and black beans for a flavor explosion that'll rock your taste buds like a goth at a polka party.
Black Garlic Pesto

Forget the pale, anemic pestos of yesteryear. This ain't your nonna's recipe. This is pesto for the adventurous, the bold, the lovers of all things smoky, savory, and slightly rebellious. So, ditch the expectations and grab your mortar and pestle (or, you know, that trusty food processor), because we're about to make some pesto magic!

The Cast of Characters:

  • Black garlic: This rockstar has been aged for weeks, resulting in cloves that are as soft as figs and taste like a cross between garlic, caramel, and umami magic. It's the Gandalf of the garlic world, if you will.

  • Black beans: These little nutritional powerhouses add protein, fiber, and a touch of earthiness to the party. Plus, their dark hue makes the pesto look like something straight outta a Tim Burton movie, which is always a plus.

  • Fresh basil: Don't get me wrong, basil's still the queen of this green kingdom. Her vibrant leaves bring that classic pesto freshness that grounds the smoky-sweet complexity of the black garlic.

  • Pine nuts: These little nuggets of toasty goodness add richness and texture, like tiny flavor bombs dancing on your tongue.

  • Olive oil: The smooth, golden conductor of this flavor orchestra. Choose a good quality extra virgin olive oil, because it'll make all the difference. 🫒

  • Parmesan cheese: The salty, sharp bite of Parmesan adds a sophisticated edge and ties everything together like a fancy cheese bow.

The Method to the Madness:

  1. Roast the black garlic: If you can't find pre-roasted black garlic, wrap whole cloves in foil and roast them at 400°F for 45 minutes. Trust me, the aroma alone will have you drooling.

  2. Toast the pine nuts: Keep an eye on these little guys, because they burn faster than a politician's promise. A light golden brown is all you need.

  3. Get chunky: Throw the black garlic, basil, pine nuts, and a pinch of salt into your food processor and pulse until roughly chopped. Don't go full puree, we want some texture in here!

  4. Beans, glorious beans: Add the black beans and pulse a few more times to incorporate them without turning them into mush.

  5. Olive you: Slowly drizzle in the olive oil while pulsing, until you reach your desired consistency. Think creamy with a bit of bite.

  6. Cheese the moment: Finally, fold in the grated Parmesan and give it a final stir. Taste and adjust seasoning as needed.

Black Magic Uses:

  • Pasta paradise: Toss this stuff with your favorite noodles for a flavor revelation. Don't be afraid to go beyond spaghetti – think ravioli, gnocchi, or even linguine for a seafood twist.

  • Pizza perfection: Spread a thin layer on your pizza dough before adding toppings. Trust me, it'll be the best decision you ever made (besides inventing pizza itself, of course).

  • Dip it good: Whip up some crudités, crackers, or even pita bread and get dipping!

  • Sandwich sorcery: Spread it on your next sandwich for a flavor bomb that'll make your taste buds do the funky chicken.

So, are you ready to unleash the dark side of flavor? This Black Magic Pesto is more than just a condiment; it's an experience. It's a culinary rebellion against the bland and boring. It's a testament to the power of embracing the unexpected. So go forth, spread the darkness, and let your taste buds revel in the delicious chaos!

Bonus Tip: If you're feeling extra adventurous, add a squeeze of lemon juice or a pinch of red pepper flakes for an extra kick. And hey, if you want to keep things a little lighter, you can always use half regular garlic and half black garlic. But trust me, once you go full dark, you might never go back.
Black Bean, Black Garlic Pesto.

Now go forth and conquer blandness, one Black Magic Pesto-laden bite at a time!

Imagine a world before sun-dried tomatoes and sriracha. Where pasta twirled naked, begging for a vibrant, flavorful hug. This was the bleak reality before pesto, the verdant hero of Italian kitchens, burst onto the scene! 🇮🇹

Pesto's tale starts in Genoa, Italy, a port city where salty breezes whispered secrets of basil and garlic to olive trees. Around the 16th century, resourceful cooks crushed these local treasures together, birthing a vibrant green paste named "pesto" – meaning "to pound" – for the rhythmic mashing in their trusty mortars and pestles.

Genoese people making pesto with mortar and pestle

But not just any mash could claim pesto royalty. To wear the official green crown, a pesto must possess these five jewels:

  • Fresh basil: The emerald king, its fragrant leaves sing of summer sun.

  • Garlic: A pungent jester, adding a twinkle of spice to the party.

  • Pine nuts: Rich and buttery, these little nuggets are the textural rockstars.

  • Olive oil: The smooth, golden maestro, conducting the symphony of flavors. 🫒

  • Parmesan or Pecorino cheese: Salty and sharp, these cheeses add a sophisticated depth.

Traditionally, a mortar and pestle coax out the best from these ingredients, but nowadays, food processors lend a helping hand. Still, the soul of pesto remains the same – a vibrant embrace of fresh, local flavors, ready to transform any dish into a Mediterranean fiesta!

So next time you savor a pesto-dressed masterpiece, remember its humble origins – a testament to the magic that happens when simple, fresh ingredients get together for a good mash!  Now go forth and conquer blandness, one pesto-coated bite at a time!
Black Garlic. Truly Amazing

Black Garlic Pesto AKA: Black Bean Dip

1 can of black beans. Drain. Or, if you wish, don't drain.

Black Garlic cloves, peeled. Start with 10 or so black garlic cloves. A hardneck garlic bulb typically contains 6+ cloves.

1-2 Tablespoons olive oil

1/2 cup or more of Parmesan Cheese.

Just a splash of fresh Basil.

Handfull of Pine Nuts (use other nuts too, try Walnuts or Hazelnuts).

1 teaspoon of Kosher Salt.

About a Tablespoon of fresh-squeezed Lemon juice or lime juice. Orange juice?


Order, Buy, Purchase Hardneck Garlic from GroEat Farm in Montana.

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